I just thought of a little rhyme about SEO...
SEO, SEO
I need to make this passage flow
Keyword rich it must be
And also stay SEO friendly
With plenty of links
And copy that don't stinks
I must continue to show
I know lots about SEO
Use hidden text you insist?
Now you're on the blacklist!
What's rule #1 you should know?
To not stop writing about SEO?